In a desperate attempt to save his malfunctioning bid for president, Mitt Romney is preparing to shed his robot-like exterior in anticipation of tomorrow’s debate. As the New York Times reported last Friday, since August Romney’s staff members have been programming their candidate to use “zingers” or witty one-liners aimed at discrediting President Obama (this campaign is beginning to sound like an NYU freshman rewrote the Manchurian Candidate for their Intro to Screenwriting midterm).
The Twitterverse has offered the Romney campaign some last minute zinger advice:
